true confessions

THIS IS MY WORK

THE FRENCH RIVIERA...

IS MY PLAYGROUND

BUT THIS IS MY DREAM!

Nothing wrong with living here but I am a country girl at heart. I see chickens and donkeys in my future. Someday....*sigh*

true confessions

i really really very badly want rhinoplasty. and i'm pretty sure that will be my next big expenditure. and it's not just to straighten out the kinks from the breaks

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I am scared  of cows. Thought it was just Irish cows but it seems to be an international issue. Side-eye and I am running into an electric fence. That's me done. Show me horns and I could probably cry.

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I can't believe I'm actually publicly admitting this, and am about to subject myself to huge mockery (Campbell). Alright, so Meatloaf's album Bat Out of Hell? It is on some heavy rotation in the galley. In fact when I go to the part in i-tunes where it says Top 25 Most Played?   You guessed it.

oh and i seem to know all the lyrics too...

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I thought it was sarah palin  pronounced pal. for example
me: hey want to be my pal?
potential new pal: Whatever, fuck you buddy

Just learned today it is pronounced pale-in.
me: i'm so fucking pale I'm dark white.
me: yeah i noticed.

i don't watch tv. that explains?

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can barely get through The Dog Whisperer without crying.

true confessions

sometimes i take my vitamins with coffee or some kind of hot drink because i think they will get in faster.