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Friday, November 26, 2010

no i am still not pregnant. it was the virus.

and just for the record i don't want to be pregnant.



so here is the picture of myself and crazybaby. as you can see, and as i did see, i do look pregnant. Truth be told i gained a lot of weight on my last boat and i just thought it was that. I also thought  "fuck vanity, this is an amazing photo of  two friends playing together. who cares if i look fat". Anyway what the severe bloating was (under the rolls i mean) was the onset of the virus attacking me. The one I got from cow? The one that turned into a bacterial blood infection? Yeah that one. I ignored the first stages of the virus because I thought it was gas. You know the really painful kind that feels like a knife? And vanity aside for this photo , it was still in check when I was rushed by ambulance to the hospital and was thinking to myself "oh my god i am going to emergency for farts". Anyway, it's all better now. And my hospital room was the best ever. I didn't want to leave. But I did, they discharged me into the night with raging floods and only my passports,a lighter and the pyjamas I'd been wearing for days. i am happy i had the lighter. oh and the meds. they saved my ass

6 comments:

Em said...

But I can see this video. Good to hear you... and nice room!
So, where are you now and what are you doing? I have difficulties to follow...
em x

Mynx said...

I am so happy to have you back on my reading list. Missed you pretty lady. Glad you have recovered

Bouncin' Barb said...

That was some room. No wonder you didn't want to leave. So glad you are better. I never even thought you looked pregnant. Aren't we our own worst enemies?? Thanks for the video.

Annah said...

lol. What was the name of that hotel again?

Hope you're feeling better!!!! And no more trips back to the hospital.

Ali B said...

No hospital pour moi. But do you know how this came up? An ex-boyfriend wrote me a letter saying congrats! Oh the humiliation!

Don said...

You had me worried for a while, but it’s good to know you survived. Everyone missed having you around while you were playing with elephants.

Curiosity finally got the best of me so I Googled “Ojibwe Metis” to find out what the heck it is. Are they in any way related to Acadians, some of whom migrated to Louisiana and became known as Cajuns? I have several Cajun relatives down there.